Replace coke with peanut butter...Split the difference.
Replace coke with peanut butter...oh wait, that was invented by George Washington Carver, a black inventor named after a slave owner...never mind.
Carver was born a slave in Newton Co., Mo., owned by a white man named Carver. At first he was known as “Carver’s George,” but later used Carver as his surname. I think the “Washington” part was added much later.
Replace coke with peanut butter...Split the difference.