[who knows what evil?]

I want simple text...name, check-in and check-out dates, and this tagline: ‘Died Eating Tasty Food’.

[JBW1949]

My son wants to grind me up...Feed me to the trout in the Smokies...

He says I ate enough of them in my life...It’s their turn now...LOL

[Gay State Conservative]

...and this tagline: ‘Died Eating Tasty Food’.

Being fearful of not having met my Creator's expectations of me I wouldn't be as cheeky as you.If anything was written on my headstone I'd hope it was "Lord,Have Mercy" or "honestly strived to lead a decent life"