Next census....I’m gonna be an Eskimo...a tranny Eskimo. Profession? Killing baby seals.
I recently went to an eye doctor for an evaluation prior to cataract surgery. As with all new patients, I had to fill out forms prior to my appointment. In addition to the normal name, address date of birth, etc. they wanted to know my gender. The choices on the form were: male, female, and other. I was tempted to check “other” but thought better of it. No need to antagonize the person operating on my eyes...
I nearly spit a mouthful of yogurt on my monitor after reading that!