We know who she worships.....
After each sermon, she’ll lock the church doors and not let anyone out until the collection plate has at least $100,000 in it.
Tax loop hole gotta be in there somewhere. The Reverend Clinton, like the Reverend Jackson and the Reverend Sharpton?
She claims to be United Methodist.
She would fit better with:
U nitarians
C onfessing
C hrist
or
E xtremely
L ibertine
C hurch of
A ntinomianism
Sounds like a good fit. The Methodists haven’t preached the Bible for most of a century.
Yea verily I shall turn election results into whine.
Yea though I stumble through the valley like Death warmed over
I shall put on the full armor of God. Then it might not hurt so much when I fall
They wouldn't let me into seminary in the 60's because I was a woman
It's the book of Haggai, not Hag is I.
She’s upset because she can’t be president or the MAN of perdition, so she wants to settle for False Prophet. The Pope has her beat there, too. She’s just going to be a footnote in history.
Her days must be numbered and she thinks she’ll get salvation by going God
So phony she would even corrupt Christianity in an attempt to get her way
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
That big fake con-artist Jimmy Swaggart is on tv and still attracting huge crowds. There is NO limit to the number of stupid people who are willing dupes. With her twirling eyes and spasms Hillary will claim she is possessed by the Spirit and really cash in! Back to Arkansas-get a tent, start a Revival! Ya gotta admit the Clintons are masters at being whatever will get them attention and money!
Yeah right, just like OJ wants to find the real killer.
We know who she worships.....
“Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”
New International Version:
Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.
Who knows more about sin?
Nobody is going to attend her church for fear. If they dislike the sermon they die mysteriously. And you know the money is going to the foundation from the donation plate to get Chelsea elected to something.
rwood
“Now, as Clinton works to rehabilitate her public image and figure out the next steps after her brutal November loss, religion is taking a central role. After long months of struggling to persuade Americans that she is trustworthy, authentic, and fundamentally moral . . .”
ROFL
Good grief, what nonsense.
Hey hilLIAR, God is not pay-for-play
Phony is as phony does
I thought she wanted to be an Astronaut.
“”Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister””
“All the time?” Sure could have fooled us, Hillary. She couldn’t have pursued that 30-40 years ago? I wonder if that was BEFORE she wanted to join the Marines or BEFORE she wanted to become an astronaut?
I guess we all thought she had her sights set on the WH but guess we were wrong!
Isn't that a perfect description of squares of TP floating in the wind... we picked a word from column B and one from column S and tossed it at the wall to see what would stick.
Perfect example of slimy fake news from the swamp.
