Darwin award winner
1 posted on
08/05/2017 9:19:46 PM PDT by
Teflonic
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To: Teflonic
"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth....Perhaps we should shoot him."
2 posted on
08/05/2017 9:23:45 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Teflonic
You have to die in the act to win the Darwin Award (taking your genes out of circulation in a stupid way).
Perhaps there could be another award for stupidest moron criminals..... the Hillary Award???/
The Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Award????
3 posted on
08/05/2017 9:26:59 PM PDT by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: Teflonic
Looks like a NBL player. No doubt an NBL player could have a million dollar note on him!
4 posted on
08/05/2017 9:27:59 PM PDT by
TaMoDee
(Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2017!)
To: Blue Jays
Let us not be hasty until we prove it was not a genuine $1M bill in his possession.
7 posted on
08/05/2017 9:33:00 PM PDT by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: Teflonic
Hold on for a tick.
This guy is GUILTY of CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.
Meth is a WHITE MAN’S DRUG, especially Southern rural white men.
8 posted on
08/05/2017 9:34:49 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Teflonic
From the headline, I worried it was my nephew. Thanks for the photo.
10 posted on
08/05/2017 9:35:23 PM PDT by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
To: Teflonic
“I’d have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling bank tellers.”
12 posted on
08/05/2017 9:39:12 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Teflonic
Was it one of these?
14 posted on
08/05/2017 9:46:40 PM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: Teflonic
Sheesh, no wonder it wasn't accepted -- he forgot to submit the Certificate of Authenticity with the bill. That's a school of hard knocks lesson he isn't likely to forget anytime soon. I guess that sort of mistake could happen to any of us.
To: Teflonic
16 posted on
08/05/2017 9:49:07 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: Teflonic
An “unusually large bill”. Sounds like he had a bill that was bigger than normal. Or was the dumb reporter trying to say it was of a large denomination?
17 posted on
08/05/2017 9:49:43 PM PDT by
Terry Mross
(Liver spots And blood thinners.)
To: Teflonic
Meth use...always a bad look
18 posted on
08/05/2017 9:52:50 PM PDT by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Teflonic
“...teller alerted police over the transaction because Strickland never had more than $500 in his account at a time...”
I’m not sure which is more shocking.
The fact that this guy once had $500 in his account.
Or the fact that this teller has a job.
Also... terrible reporting. I want to know how much he paid for the bill.
I’m guessing it was $500.
Poor unfortunate guy. His bond is $1000. And his cell mate is 10 bucks short of making change for a million.
20 posted on
08/05/2017 9:58:21 PM PDT by
BuddhaBrown
(Path to enlightenment: Four right turns, then go straight until you see the Light!)
To: Teflonic
To: Teflonic
“The 33-year-old was arrested after police were called to the scene over the suspicious transaction.”
Those Iowa bank tellers are sharp.
To: Teflonic
“A teller was suspicious because he never had more than $500 in his account”
You got to get up really early to fool that bank teller.
To: Teflonic
I asked for cash back at Walmart and they gave me one of those funny-money looking Ben Franklin bills with a blue strip down the middle.
Wanting to break it, I bought a bag of oranges.
The checker held it up, examined it closely and asked me where I got it. I told her I got it at their pharmacy.
Then she short-changed me. Sheeeeittttt!
26 posted on
08/05/2017 10:17:11 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Teflonic
Strickland allegedly attempted to become a millionaire...He already had that in his pocket. Should've kept it there and went back to work on the second million.
27 posted on
08/05/2017 10:22:41 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
To: Teflonic
One picture, a thousand words. I will refrain from the remaining 995.
28 posted on
08/05/2017 10:42:51 PM PDT by
Fungi
(Mucor roxii is not a rock band.)
To: Teflonic
It must be hard to keep your wits about you when always between being high and being desperate for getting the next drug high.
29 posted on
08/05/2017 10:52:08 PM PDT by
sickoflibs
(Message to Trump : I am not tired of winning yet. Please more winning ! Get your crap together fast!)
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