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To: be-baw

Just get a taser attachment for the bra.

Can’t you just hear it now, “Don’t taze me bra!”


16 posted on 08/05/2017 1:03:32 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: N. Theknow

Contrived, but still funny.


18 posted on 08/05/2017 1:07:49 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking...)
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To: N. Theknow
Specialty bras are all the rage. Just like autonomous military weapons, the fire control system on this new invention could trigger these special defensive bras to fire automatically when needed.

The whipped cream bra is the "kinder and gentler" version of the one on the right.

30 posted on 08/05/2017 2:47:00 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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