"Sure. Because one in three is a Mexican."
For those Mexicans, we'll just divide it in to North California (in America), and South California (in Mexico).
 Call this North (not Northern) California (in the USA) |
 Call this South (not Southern) California (in Mexico) |
(That should solve everything. The wino whiners can all move to South California, and take their goofy governor with them!)