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NASA job posting: Protect the planets on a six-figure salary
KHOU Houston ^ | 8-1-2017 | Michelle Homer

Posted on 08/01/2017 5:18:35 PM PDT by Snickering Hound

description: Defend Earth and other planets

Pay: $124,406 to $187,000 plus benefits

Title: Planetary Protection Officer

Employer: NASA

But it’s not quite as sexy as it sounds.

The job was created as part of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 to protect planets and other celestial bodies from contamination by explorers – human and otherwise.

You do get secret security clearance, but you don’t get to battle aliens or brandish high-tech weapons (that we know of).

You won’t be traveling to other planets, but frequent travel is part of the job description. And since it's part of an international mission, you'll probably get to visit space centers around the world.

Before you get ready to fire off that resume, you need to know a few of the out-of-this-world requirements: • Advanced degree in physical science, engineering or mathematics • Advanced knowledge of planetary protection • Demonstrated experience planning, executing or overseeing elements of space programs of national significance • Demonstrated diplomatic skills • At least one year of experience as a top-level civilian government employee

Still interested? Earthlings have until August 14 to apply.

(Excerpt) Read more at khou.com ...


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1 posted on 08/01/2017 5:18:35 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Snickering Hound

sounds like job description written purposely with someone in mind.

They only left off “must be named Bob, and be located within a quarter mile of my desk”


2 posted on 08/01/2017 5:26:57 PM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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To: Snickering Hound

You have to have “advanced knowledge of planetary protection” before applying to protect the planets? Where would one learn that, another galaxy?


3 posted on 08/01/2017 5:32:55 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Snickering Hound

TOTAL Gorbal Warning KR@|).

Unreleasable.

Toal Budgeting failure.


4 posted on 08/01/2017 5:41:59 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Snickering Hound

I wonder what Kirk’s or Jean Luc’s salary was?


5 posted on 08/01/2017 5:43:36 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Snickering Hound

TOTAL Gorbal Warning KR@|).

Unbelievable.


6 posted on 08/01/2017 5:45:19 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Snickering Hound
Before you get ready to fire off that resume, you need to know a few of the out-of-this-world requirements: • Advanced degree in physical science, engineering or mathematics

I bet Colonel O'Neil didn't have any of these, but he did just fine protecting Earth from the Goa'uld.

7 posted on 08/01/2017 5:46:09 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Snickering Hound

I want this agenda gone at nasa. Nasa is for claiming space for the United States— Not crap science. Clean it out now.


8 posted on 08/01/2017 5:49:57 PM PDT by raiderboy
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To: Mr. K

Identifying the selectee should be “Very Interesting”.


9 posted on 08/01/2017 5:50:31 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Mr. K

All but the skin color and gender. I understand there are now at least six choices for gender.


10 posted on 08/01/2017 5:54:46 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: Paladin2
Identifying the selectee should be “Very Interesting”.

Under Obunghole, there would be only one criteria...make a certain class of people feel good about themselves. You know the ones -- those who couldn't invent sand if they lived in the Middle East.

11 posted on 08/01/2017 6:00:15 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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12 posted on 08/01/2017 6:00:46 PM PDT by Paladin2 (No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
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To: Snickering Hound

13 posted on 08/01/2017 6:12:42 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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To: Snickering Hound
I played "Galaga". Does that count?



Oh, and I used to have a copy of "The Last Starfighter". When can I pick up my check?
14 posted on 08/01/2017 6:26:40 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 21:36 KJV Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all...)
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To: raiderboy

I think the idea of this job is to be sure that when probes are launched that will arrive at other planets, they are not going to be carrying Earthly bacteria or spores or anything else that could accidentally colonize said other planets. Like, by spritzing all the components of said probes with hydrogen peroxide, or something, prior to launch, such that they are sterile.

This has nothing to global warming or any other ‘agenda’, AFAIK. Just be sure that we don’t contaminate other planets. (At least, not yet.) .


15 posted on 08/01/2017 6:41:53 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Snickering Hound

sounds like a P.R. job


16 posted on 08/01/2017 7:32:31 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: raiderboy

NASA reports directly to the White House.
That dog don’t hunt.


17 posted on 08/01/2017 7:40:08 PM PDT by wardamneagle
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To: Snickering Hound

Sounds like there is still some dead wood at NASA that needs to be set afire.


18 posted on 08/01/2017 7:44:25 PM PDT by oldtech
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