JFK never died!
The whole thing is a cover up to let him retire because he had taken a secret drug given to the US by Apace Aliens that gave him a few other important leaders immortality. He’ll return when we really need him.
He is on a nuclear powered airplane owned by George Soros and spends his time playing cards with Marilyn Monroe, Howard Hughes and Amelia Earhart. The plane lands at a remote airport once every 3 months to restock with food and booze. Elvis performs for them most evening and Jimmy Hendrix backs him up with Janice Joplin singing backup.
They’ve hired Sasquatch and the Yeti as body guards
You know it’s true because I posted it on the internet
I heard the same story, but Earhart was flying the plane not playing cards.