I woke up this morning and there are three adult polar bears surrounding my car in the driveway. I called in to work and was told if I'm not there in an hour, I'm fired. Don't know whether to make a run for the car or not. I've tried making a bunch of noise and even threw about a gallon of cat food (kibble) away from the car. Nothing. They're just staring at me.
Police didn't believe me. What should I do?
First, this sounds like the plot of a Stephen King novel. :)
Second, and on a serious point, this happens when people move into their territory. I lived in Denver for ten years and there was a sad story--this family went for a hike in the mountains; went off-trail and unfortunately let their three year-old son get too far ahead.
/They found his clothes and chewed up shoes; a mountain lion had eaten him.
There are maintained parks and then there is just wilderness; different rules apply.
Unless you have a gun. ;) *tips hat to Tax-chick*
Move to Alaska.
There when you call the police about polar bears surrounding your car they are more likely to respond.