In the 90’s I went to an Orthodox church for a “Taste of Russia” and around 2008 I visited a Russian themed novelty store. Better call a lawyer.
When I was in high school, I took a Russian language class taught—and I am not making this up—by a teacher who was rumored to be ex-CIA.
So I’m really in deep doo-doo.
I’ve eaten salads with Russian dressing. I like the songs “Road to Moscow” and “Back In the USSR.” I frequently drank vodka as a young man. I’ve seen “From Russia, With Love.” I should probably never run for office.