I don't know if you're a regular WFAN listener, but you might get a kick out of the link below. It's a Twitter page called "Mike Franceser" -- maintained by someone who just listens to his show and posts random Francesa quotes phonetically in his New Yawk accent. Sometimes you have to read these quotes several times before you can figure out what he's saying.
For example ... "Crisp Haul to Youston per my sawces" = "Chris Paul to Houston per my sources." LMAO.
“Da Yolk Lynaisse” = “The Oakland A’s” ... LMAO.