Crap, I think I sent that dude some money a few years ago.
Really poor investment, that was.
It’s those processing fees that git ya.
Where do I send my check to get in on this deal??? Oh, I see. Nevermind
I only sent money to a self-described hot Nigerian woman.
Actually only my bank account number.
My $7.67 is still there though, but she never showed up at the corner café. Stood me up...