I would prefer that wrecking balls, excavators and a fleet of D-9 Cat dozers knock it to the ground just to be sure it’s dead. It’s like driving a wooden stake through the heart of a vampire.
“...like driving a wooden stake through the heart of a vampire.”
And that is JUST what oughta happen: RAZE it to the ground, heap up some of the rubble in a garish-looking pile, and “skewer” it with a fallen Giant Sequoia from California’s northern rain forest, inverted and driven into the pile like a gargantuan wooden spike.