[roadcat]

Tips for boosting her ratings:

Grow hair longer. Longer eyelashes.

Install disco ball above, and pole front and center.

Lively music.

Dance away and grind on the pole.

And have someone else, anyone else, narrate news nearby.

[morphing libertarian]

breast implants, nude interviews

[crazy scenario]

" Tips for boosting her ratings: Grow hair longer. Longer eyelashes. Install disco ball above, and pole front and center.

Lively music.

Dance away and grind on the pole.

And have someone else, anyone else, narrate news nearby.

You forgot: String micro Bikini.....with a coin changer hanging in front of her crotch.