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Subject: Is it coming to THIS...?

Hello! Is this Gordon’s pizza?

No sir it’s Google’s pizza.

So it’s a wrong number?

No sir, Google bought it.

OK. Take my order please.

Yes sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know me?

According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, and thick crust

OK! That’s it.

May I suggest to you that instead you have ricotta, arugula and dry tomato?

No, I hate vegetables

But your cholesterol is not good

How do you know?

We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years

But I do not want that pizza; I already take medicine.

You have not taken the medicine regularly; 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network

I bought more from another drugstore.

It’s not showing on your credit card.

I paid in cash.

But you did not withdraw that much cash, according to your bank statement.

I have other sources of cash.

This is not showing as per you last tax form ...unless you got it from undeclared income source.

WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I’m sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, Whats App. I’m going to an Island where there’s no internet, no cell phones and no one to spy on me.

I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago..