Exactly my thought
It’s a conspiracy by the soviet state I tell ya
“Georgia? Georgia is right next to...Russia!”
Yeah, there was an emergency call at the sporting goods restock desk at Walmart today. Call came from Alabama wherein the inventory director for ammo said they were out of ammo on their shelves. The senior inventory boss asked how was that possible. The Alabama guy responded he had been told by a few local store managers they heard the Ruskies had
taken Georgia, but by darn, they were not going to take Alabama without a fight.
Yes it is!!............
“... Wait, Georgia? Georgia is right next to...Russia! ...”
I think you are on to something here, 1000 miles due south from “MOSCOW”.
Good Lord !
Call NBC !