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To: HeadOn
Basically, we have an old-fashioned Bible-believing church like most of us grew up with.

What's the music like?

36 posted on 06/20/2017 6:38:41 AM PDT by fwdude (Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
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To: fwdude

We use hymnals, not a screen. The newer hymnals have many “praise choruses” in them, and that’s fine. But “I’ll Fly Away”, and “Just As I Am” are still there. I really wish they’d move “Just As I Am” back to #240, where it belongs... :-) If you understand that joke, I know where you went to church, and how old you are.....


37 posted on 06/21/2017 6:17:18 AM PDT by HeadOn (Don't think so? Hide and watch.)
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To: fwdude
What's the music like?

NOW you've done it!!


As I was walking across a bridge one day; I saw a man standing outside the railing, about to jump off.
 
So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
 
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
 
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
 
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"
 
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"
 
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
 
-- Emo Phillips

41 posted on 07/05/2017 5:16:40 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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