[Pearls Before Swine]

I loaded up my 401k only to find I will get a pension. I could have spent that money on booze and broads but NOOOOO....

You're a double dipper. Look to the future...now, you can afford to spend twice as much on OLD broads because you were an unwitting saver in your youth.

[Veto!]

now, you can afford to spend twice as much on OLD broads

Ageism. Quit disparaging and defaming old broads. I am one, and I can tell you, we are fully deserving of twice as much money and everything else.

[Macoozie]

“now, you can afford to spend twice as much on OLD broads”

I plan on it.
My sweetheart and love of my life is older than I am, and she is one Hot Mama.

That is if the kids don’t push us off the boat and take it all. /s