Ageism. Quit disparaging and defaming old broads. I am one, and I can tell you, we are fully deserving of twice as much money and everything else.
“Now that we’re retired, I’ve got half the income and twice the husband!”
;^)
Relax, you’re included in the lucky, mellowed, mature subset. A potential beneficiary of thrift, althoigh of cpurse YMMV.
Me, I can lavish more on my wife then I could 35 years ago. Same principle.