My SIL took me to the gym one day as a guest, and I signed up right there. Two years ago now, and I'm glad of it.
Of course, they have CNN on the flat screens in there, that can't be good for the brain, but at least I don't have to look.
(But, actually, I am replying to high-five your tagline!)
It’s not original, I read it on a local church sign!.................