Okay, this new Armata T-14 is certainly a potential nuisance. I'll start training the dogs by feeding them underneath running tanks while they're still puppies, move them on up to T-72 and T-90 Russian tanks with 2-stroke Diesel engines as they get older, and see if we can't eventually get a few actual T-14s
to get them used to by the time they're 50-75 pounds old. Squantos, you start working on the underbelly demo charges and tilt-switch triggers. About a 15-pound charge ought to do it, same as a TM-46 or TM-57 antitank mine.
Good doogie, go see Ivan, he's got your chow for you.
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