Ringling Bros., Barnum & Bailey is folding the old tent.
Maybe they'd loan 45th Admin the cannon? That would liven up the press conferences.
Have the presstitutes be given turns, too. No, really, I insist they get to be blasted. It's only fair, and would be a blast10.
Ringling Brothers Circus Human Cannonball
Human Cannonball GoPro Footage
Would likely have to cover the White House front lawn with bounce houses or something, but that would be fun too (watching the press bounce off the bounce houses). Sort of like pinball, just totally different.