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DELINGPOLE: ‘Penises Cause Climate Change’; Progressives Fooled by Peer-Reviewed Hoax Study
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| 05/20/2017
| James Delingpole
Posted on 05/20/2017 12:54:49 PM PDT by ForYourChildren
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To: Secret Agent Man
It's actually worse than you at first thought. The fake article was accepted for publication after the pompous pseudo intellectuals asked for revisions, which means they pretended to make sense of it but were so arrogant they insisted on improvements!! As if to prove they not only understood it but were a wee bit smarter still.
What a bunch of absolutey astounding phonies!
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posted on
05/20/2017 11:25:56 PM PDT
by
Bronzewound
(2016 GOP. A Timid Little Division Of The Democrat Party.)
To: ForYourChildren
Penises Cause Climate Change Vaginas, on the other hand, are a veritable climatological panacea. Ocean levels rising? Never fear, vaginas suck it up like a shop vac. Global warming got you down? Well, help is on the way. Like a refreshing subterranean breeze sent by Gaia from the caves at Lascaux, cosmic vaginal consciousness heals our precious environment via evaporation much like a swamp cooler. Ice age? Wise vaginas become a collective heat pump, cooperatively sharing the warmth in a maternal embrace.
To: RegulatorCountry
I think you are onto something. That thesis would sell. Big time! Not only could you be published and peer reviewed, your study included in mandatory Diversity Studies classes at universities and colleges across the country, you could get a government grant worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to further your scholarly research into this wonderful panacea to the world’s problems. Maybe even a Nobel prize.
I say, go for it! Work that thesis! Make it sound more academic. Up the postmodern jargon substantially. You can do this!
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posted on
05/21/2017 7:04:52 AM PDT
by
Nevadan
To: Nevadan
I propose vaginal carbon sequestration credits.
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
05/21/2017 7:22:50 AM PDT
by
Nevadan
To: Cowboy Bob
“also claims that penises are responsible for causing climate change.
Mine causes women to get hot.”
Well, there you go: case closed!
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posted on
05/21/2017 8:30:12 AM PDT
by
catnipman
( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Drango
“Actually my penis IS LARGE enough to gravity influence the moon and change the tides.”
Fine. But does it cause climate change as well? If not, fuggedaboutit.
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posted on
05/21/2017 8:35:19 AM PDT
by
catnipman
( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: poconopundit
“I have a mind to send this to my liberal brothers and pretend outrage at whats said in the article.”
Do it!
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posted on
05/21/2017 8:37:12 AM PDT
by
catnipman
( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Walrus
“I clearly recall when a failing student in one of my English Lit. courses discovered the word dichotomy. He started throwing it around in his essays and class comments ...ended up with an A”
If only he had also thrown in a few “dialectics”, it would have been an A+ ...
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posted on
05/21/2017 8:39:08 AM PDT
by
catnipman
( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You don't have to remove it physically. Just remove it conceppppptually, and you should be ok. :-)
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posted on
05/21/2017 11:04:06 AM PDT
by
poconopundit
(FR: Self-Reliant Lovers of Liberty who can't stop the Chatter)
To: ForYourChildren
So, for this new spoof, Boghossian and Lindsay were careful to throw in lots of signifier phrases to indicate fashionable anti-male bias:.. They also took care to make it completely incomprehensible... Brilliant...
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posted on
05/21/2017 9:41:53 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(The liberal media is the thug arm of the Democrat Party.)
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