Cuba is a significant tourist destination for Swedes. I have a lot of Swedish friends and associates that have gone there. Primarily because it is cheap and sunny.
But invariably, they come back with horror stories about terrible service, food, and accommodations.
The only thing they say is inexpensive and of great quality is female accompaniment. For a couple hundred American dollars, one can have a model quality young lady dote on their every whim for a week.
And she will make ten times the wages of the best brain surgeon in Cuba.
Laz, let me know when you get the cruise organized.