>>“Fact 1 – I just can’t get over the fact that a room full of straight white men who couldn’t find a vulva with two hands and a flashlight are insistent on telling me and all my friends what to do with the vagina we have been driving around America for our entire lives,” she said.
Umm, its the lesbians that use hands and flashlights to find vulvas. Straight white men have better equipment for finding them, and its a heat-seeker with a very good CEP.
If you want to send a lesbian into a rage, tell her, “You will never know what it actually feels like to be with a woman.” Not until they can hook the plastic into the central nervous system.