[COBOL2Java]

When will our leaders have the sense that these people do?

Our leaders? Never. They're comfortably reelected each time.

[Old Grumpy]

THOSE leaders? What a bunch of duds.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Our leaders? Never. They’re comfortably reelected each time.
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They remind us of the Three Stooges, except that the originals weren’t nearly as stupid as these jokers.