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To: stylin19a

I imagine you are joking but statistically married men live longer than single.


9 posted on 04/26/2017 1:44:13 PM PDT by Persevero
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To: Persevero

it only seems longer.


13 posted on 04/26/2017 2:13:14 PM PDT by stylin19a (Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
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To: Persevero

>>I imagine you are joking but statistically married men live longer than single.<<

My Doctor told me there was a very detailed study and the reason this is true is...

nagging.

Guys, let’s face it. Most of us will only go to the doctor at the point of a gun. Even if our leg is dangling on a single stand of skin, we figure an ace bandage and a beer will do.

When we are sick we man up with NyQuil and Jack Daniels. Preventative trips to the doc? Fuhgetaboutit!

So, our women (and statistically it is married women who do this) take us by the ear and march is to the doc, who then ca do the medicine thing that makes us better.

Had it not been for my wife I would have ignored this mole on my shoulder until God knows when. She saw and noticed it was changing. She marched me to the doctor and after a few specialists it turned out to be a melanoma that, thank God, was completely removed. It was about 9 cm and I have an 8 inch scar. Had it grown more who knows how much of my upper torso would have to be removed — if operating was even a possibility.

So, yeah it all makes sense.


14 posted on 04/26/2017 2:21:45 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Civil Rights movement compared content of their character to skin color and chose the latter)
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To: Persevero

Its because they want to outlast her and finally have the last word and some peace in the house.


20 posted on 04/26/2017 3:30:58 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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