“Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along.” -- Carl Sagan
Given that Sagan was an atheist in all but name, I find that quote of his rather amusing.
Yes sir, because what you're posting is quite ridiculous.
I'm actually doing you a favor.