HA! I’ve been here six years (Lived in Seattle for 46) and I can’t believe what I’ve learned along those lines since I moved here.
BTW, I own a very interesting movie called, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. I bought it at the recommendation of Fred Reed.
I was lurking here back when you moved and I was always interested in how you were faring. It sounds like you've done well for yourself. Congratulations! It's always nice to know there are fellow Freepers in the neighborhood.
One word of advice though, throw out that Whites of W.Va. DVD - we aren't like that at all and please don't listen to all the West Virginia jokes those Kentucky boys tell - they're only half true (unlike the Kentucky jokes we tell which are ALL based in fact :)