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1 posted on 04/05/2017 7:23:56 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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I’m from Alabama....what does ‘mostly naked’ mean?


2 posted on 04/05/2017 7:26:21 AM PDT by pepsionice
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Webbed feet?

M-Kay.


3 posted on 04/05/2017 7:26:49 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Vote for your guns!)
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“There are some strange things that happen up here,” said neighbor Karon Renwick. “We’re in the mountains.”

It’s ok kid, we’re not like the others...


4 posted on 04/05/2017 7:26:52 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Cross-eyed, mild mustache. Well, you can’t judge a book by its cover.


5 posted on 04/05/2017 7:27:05 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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I was wondering what became of Jeanine Garafalo.


6 posted on 04/05/2017 7:27:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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More proof of climate change affecting her genomes.


7 posted on 04/05/2017 7:27:19 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
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What a dilemma this presents for the California libs! If this woman is self-identifying as a mermaid, then attempts to fully clothe her are hateful, intolerant acts of aggression against her!


9 posted on 04/05/2017 7:28:43 AM PDT by Kalamata
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Is this her?

10 posted on 04/05/2017 7:29:27 AM PDT by Brandonmark (Made America Great Again! 11.08.2016 - A DAY OF RENEWAL)
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Mermaids gots moustaches?


14 posted on 04/05/2017 7:31:27 AM PDT by Gaffer
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I didn’t know California had manatees.


15 posted on 04/05/2017 7:32:14 AM PDT by dowcaet
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Oh she’s not that bad. Could be kinda cute if made up. But I wanted to see pics of her feet. I could always convert my pool to a salt water pool if it would help out.


17 posted on 04/05/2017 7:32:54 AM PDT by lafroste (Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
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Throw her in the water, if her legs magically fuses into a dolphin tail, she might be telling the truth.
Otherwise, I'd start checking her for mental and drug problems.

20 posted on 04/05/2017 7:33:27 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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Mulder and Scully should never have let the Peabody’s escape.


21 posted on 04/05/2017 7:35:49 AM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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That explains the gift I got in the mail. It was a really cool crystal bowl that had etched in it, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”


22 posted on 04/05/2017 7:35:54 AM PDT by Mr. Douglas (Best. Election. EVER!)
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“There are some strange things that happen up here,” said neighbor Karon Renwick. “We’re in the mountains.”

Cue the banjo music from “Deliverance”!


26 posted on 04/05/2017 7:38:23 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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these stories are NEVER what you imagine...


27 posted on 04/05/2017 7:39:13 AM PDT by bigbob
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If her name is Ariel, I think we have a winner.


30 posted on 04/05/2017 7:41:10 AM PDT by PGR88
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Mostly naked? Hmmm.

No idea what that means.


33 posted on 04/05/2017 7:45:46 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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I wonder about these things when the subjects all speak American English:

If she is what she claims to be, how did she learn English?

Did she become a mermaid at some point?

If so, how does one become a mermaid?
There would be a lot of trans-humans who would want to replicate her feat.
What happened to convert her back to human?

Did she have a lot of contact with humans or just one human to learn our conventions?

Are there more of them and the all speak English?
(We’ll have to hunt them down and “examine” them)

Is she really an alien claiming to be a “mermaid?”

Are there local myths about such creatures?

Does she smell fishy?


34 posted on 04/05/2017 7:47:40 AM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom (If you choose not to deal with reality, reality will deal with you - and not on your terms)
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Here's some eye bleach.
41 posted on 04/05/2017 7:54:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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