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Woman found mostly naked in California claims to be mermaid
WAVY-TV ^
| April 5, 2017
| by Troy Pope
Posted on 04/05/2017 7:23:56 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
FRESNO COUNTY, Calif. -- A woman was found near Table Mountain, California on Tuesday morning, and she doesn’t seem to know who she is, the Fresno Police Department said.
“She was wet, she said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital,” said Fresno Police.
The woman was found about 3:15 a.m. walking in the middle of the street.
When she was found, her hair was wet, and she was mostly naked. She told officers she had been in the water.
She answers, “I don’t know” to most questions, police said. She has claimed to be a mermaid named “Joanna.”
“We did go through records after fingerprinting her and we still did not come up with her identity,” said Hudson.
She is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed feet.
“There are some strange things that happen up here,” said neighbor Karon Renwick. “We’re in the mountains.”
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: inbreeding; mermaid
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Here's some eye bleach.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:54:24 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Look. If she believes she’s a mermaid, she’s a mermaid. That’s all there is to it.
Anyone who refuses to recognize and accept her zoological self-identification is merophobic (and even worse, probably a Trump supporter).
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:55:19 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Let's ban Muslims temporarily -- just until non-Muslims can freely practice their religions in Mecca)
To: DJ Frisat
LOL!
The real mermaids are ticked off at her. ;)
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:55:32 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: Oldeconomybuyer
She sounds like a character from the movie Lady in the Water (not recommended).
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:57:06 AM PDT
by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
To: Maceman
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:58:25 AM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
To: pepsionice
where I live mostly naked means still wearing socks :)
To: lafroste
Well, she’s been in the water along time. Nobody would look their best.
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posted on
04/05/2017 7:59:23 AM PDT
by
OLDCU
To: Kalamata
"What a dilemma this presents for the California libs!"
Correct. Now they'll be forced to use a self-identified species category on all state forms.
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:01:39 AM PDT
by
Pietro
To: Maceman
Her and I need to get together because I self identify as a sea urchin.
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:01:41 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Maceman
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I'd hit it.
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:03:17 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Mermaid Americans deserve equal rights.
After, what, hundred of years, or is it thousands, have we even had one Mermaid American President?
To: lafroste
She was found in the mountains, so might be a fresh-water mermaid. :-)
To: knittnmom
That would actually be a “tree mermaid.”
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:05:19 AM PDT
by
anton
To: Lazamataz
A Mustached Mermaid. A first.
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:06:01 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:07:21 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: pepsionice
If you watched Fox and Friends today and caught Anna Kooiman’s dress, that is what mostly naked means.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:11:24 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: Oldeconomybuyer
She’s hawt.
Look those sexy eyes.
And the genetic damage! Those webbed feet!!!
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:15:28 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
From orbit maybe. I don’t do crazy. I did crazy and that’s why I don’t do it now.
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posted on
04/05/2017 8:18:12 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
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