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At any other time in our history, this would cause a Constitutional crisis. This is exponentially worse than Watergate. Where is the f’ing outrage from the Reps?

And why would the Reps be outraged? They were in on the game.

They wanted their guy, who would continue the Kabuki Theater:

The RATs wanted their gal, who would make us EU2:

...instead, America said FU to both parties and wisely chose door #3, who was neither a Rep nor a RAT:

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...which TOTALLY messed up the plans of the UniParty.

[Elsie]

...instead, America said FU to both parties and wisely chose door #3, who was neither a Rep nor a RAT:

While the media is trying to get EVERYONE to remember that the goat is ALWAYS behind door #3!!