[grey_whiskers]

Comey can’t find his ass with two hands and a map, and has equal lack of success crafting a referral to a “reasonable prosecutor”.

Comey couldn't find his ass with both hands if you spotted him the first nine fingers.

Actually, I think he's corrupt as f*cking Hell.

[Yaelle]

Comey knows where his ass is, but there are trip lasers surrounding his ass and if he reaches for that ass he will be nuked into a small pile of dust.