[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Not if your wife asked you to, Rod, because she was feeling vulnerable, what with your being away so much promoting your book?

He would probably give her a lecture on trust and her being insecure.

But (sane) spouses are insecure because you have given them a reason to be.

By the time they are asking you for something like that it is generally too late.

[Tax-chick]

Reminds me of Dinesh D’Souza, “I was just sharing a hotel room with a young, female staff member. Why would anyone think that’s a problem?”