Lutefisk is dried cod soaked in lye for a while to soften it up a bit. Then you leave it under running water a few days to remove the lye. Then you cover it in white sauce and eat it as an excuse to drink Aquavit! I have had it on Christmas on occasion.
Surstromming is fermented (rotted) herring. They should start throwing them at the migrants to persuade them to leave, or women could pour some on before walking around to deter muzzies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haw_YDC_zo
ROFLMAO!