[DoughtyOne]

Lets see how that helps sales.

[beethovenfan]

Gag !

[ConservativeStatement]

“All genders.”

[Trillian]

Taste the Feeling? If I was a coke drinker, I wouldn’t be anymore after reading that.
How about, “The color brown, is now easier going down.”
I’m sure freepers could come up with funnier slogans than that.

[marktwain]

Nuts.

They are really pushing the homosexual agenda.

Wow.

[RightGeek]

What next? The brother and sister going for each other?

[Captain Peter Blood]

OMG now Coke! Is there no limit or Shame?
Damn am I going to have to give up Vanilla Coke now?
Do these companies and their ad guys ever stop to think exactly who their customers are? Doesn't seem so. You are running ads to about 2% or so of the population yet theoretically pissing off 60 to 80% or the rest of your customer base to placate the PC and Liberal Crowd. I am sure Pepsi will not be far behind. Unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lee martell]

Not this sh*t again!!

[markomalley]

Can't drink Obama-supporting Pepsi.

Can't drink homosexual-supporting Coke.

Only one choice left: Homebrew!!!

Recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1 quart water
• Finely grated zest and juice of 1 lemon
• Finely grated zest and juice of 1 lime
• Finely grated zest and juice of 2 oranges
• 3 large (5-inch) cinnamon sticks, broken into small pieces
• 2 tablespoons dried bitter orange peel
• 2 teaspoons coriander seed
• 1/4 teaspoon finely grated nutmeg
• 1 teaspoon gum arabic (optional)
• 2 pounds sugar
• 1/4 cup browning sauce, such as Kitchen Bouquet
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 1.

  To make the Natural Cola Syrup: Combine the water, lemon zest, lime zest, orange zest, cinnamon, bitter orange peel, coriander seed, nutmeg, and gum arabic (if using) in a large saucepan. Whisk together until the gum arabic dissolves. Stir in the sugar and bring to a boil, stirring until the sugar dissolves. Boil for 1 minute.

• 2.

  Remove from the heat and stir in the lemon, lime, and orange juices, along with the browning sauce and vanilla. Let cool, then strain.

  This syrup will keep in the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks.

• 3.

  To mix with seltzer: Pour 1/2 cup cola syrup into a tall glass. Add 1 1/2 cups seltzer and stir until just blended. Add ice and serve.

• 4.

  To carbonate with a siphon: Combine 3 1/4 cups water and 3/4 cup cola syrup in a 1-quart siphon. Charge with CO2 according to the manufacturer's directions. Siphon charged sodas can be stored in the siphon in a refrigerator for up to 5 days. Dispense as desired into tall glasses filled with ice and serve.

[Ciaphas Cain]

"We are managing culturally relevant messages organically within our spots not as the main subject of the story but as sub-text."

That "culture" they think is relevant is less than two percent of the population.

[RightGeek]

Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0

[RightGeek]

[Guenevere]

Don’t fly Delta either!
You should see their gay add!

[Gene Eric]

Stop patronizing those that piss in your shoes.

[Secret Agent Man]

Glad i dont drink soda anymore.

[democratsaremyenemy]

Just buy store brands. I never buy Coke or Pepsi. Boycott them.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Coca-Cola serves up CHILD MOLESTER-friendly ad

[RinaseaofDs]

What happened to the adults running these companies?

So stupid. Such a needless error.

[FatherofFive]

You should never drink soda. Especially never diet soda.

Just another reason.

[Da Coyote]

Left the brand long ago. However, good to know. I can always spread the news to folks still drinking the stuff.