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To: Celtic Conservative
"How do they taste?"
"Not great. They’re bottom feeders."

Even better. Peddle them as 100% organic and artisan grown, pre-moistened, and charge $175/lb., limited to a single shop on the Upper West Side.

The trick to cooking them is to nail them to a cedar plank, skinned, hand rubbed with cumin, oregano, stone ground pepper, roasted over a slow flame and basted with clarified butter.

Then, take off the fish, throw it away, and eat the plank...

42 posted on 03/05/2017 10:23:32 PM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: jonascord

Flenty of healthy fiber in the plank.

LOL

CC


43 posted on 03/05/2017 10:26:23 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: jonascord

>Then, take off the fish, throw it away, and eat the plank.<

Sheesh, I first heard that joke when I served in the USAF in Galena, AS in 1957.


56 posted on 03/05/2017 11:41:29 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA FIRST.)
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