>Then, take off the fish, throw it away, and eat the plank.<
Sheesh, I first heard that joke when I served in the USAF in Galena, AS in 1957.
I was only 6 in 1957, and vividly remember the '60 election, when Eisenhower made a campaign stop in Kankakee, Il. They had the school out to see the motorcade from Momence, and Ike went by at about 90 mph, on highway 17...
Still not sure which limo he was in. But it did leave a certain impression of where the masses of people and the government that supposedly served them actually ranked.