Not crazy about the clothespin presentation, but; POPOVERS!
Yeah, bacon on a clothes line?? HUH?
Looks like something Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) or Larry the Cable Guy knocked together with washroom clothespins after the underwear was dry.
Popovers, easily deflatable and O! such good southern food.
Nigel confirms our President is just a normal bloke. Beg to differ - how many in this country over the age of 10 eat a delicious steak with catsup? Hope the bottle of Heinz is kept far from the table.
Bacon Tower = a bacon souffle of some type? Must Google that one.
Mr. President, Sir, perhaps next time you might order some hush puppies and console the press using these. They seem to have their tails down and appear very unhappy.