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General Kellogg named interim National Security Advisor.

Posted on 02/13/2017 9:37:09 PM PST by dangus

Trump was also considering General Mills, Cap'n Crunch. Donald Trump praised Kellogg's service, saying he's "terrrrific." The Left is furious that Trump is considering chiefly military men, slandering them as "cereal killers."

Gen. Foods was not considered for the position, since it was known he would not be willing to leave his Post.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bleakingnews; freepun; generalkellogg; humor; lol; notnews; stupidvanity
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To: dangus

This is NOT “news”, not clever, not funny, but it sure is a waste of bandwidth.


21 posted on 02/13/2017 10:18:00 PM PST by nopardons
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To: nopardons

Lighten up, Francis. A little levity never hurt anyone.


22 posted on 02/13/2017 10:19:37 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Flaming Conservative

Aw, man... you’re really milking these puns.


23 posted on 02/13/2017 10:20:30 PM PST by dangus
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To: dfwgator

Yes!!! Back in the good old days when cereal cost less than a buck a box.


24 posted on 02/13/2017 10:22:24 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: dfwgator
It's NOT "news"...is it?

It isn't funny; it's puerile and you "lighten up"! better still...grow up!

25 posted on 02/13/2017 10:22:33 PM PST by nopardons
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To: dangus

... but if you have any more, be sure to postum.


26 posted on 02/13/2017 10:24:31 PM PST by dangus
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To: nopardons

Hush! You’re spoiling our fun. The world’s in a mess; we need to laugh now and then.


27 posted on 02/13/2017 10:29:53 PM PST by Flaming Conservative
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To: dangus

Haha! Good one.


28 posted on 02/13/2017 10:30:32 PM PST by Flaming Conservative
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To: dfwgator

Grandparents are worth their weight in gold! My mother never bought treats. I could always count on Granny having some!


29 posted on 02/13/2017 10:33:43 PM PST by Flaming Conservative
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I think General Mills would have been a better choice, what with all the Kellogg/Breitbart strife going on!


30 posted on 02/13/2017 10:36:17 PM PST by Drago
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To: dangus

“A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”


31 posted on 02/13/2017 10:42:01 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: Flaming Conservative
n00b...go hangout on a site that better suits your inner child, which IF you are an adult, physically, doesn't match your brain.

Also, there are rules here and vanities, of which far too many have been and still are being posted, do NOT ever belong in the NEWS section.

32 posted on 02/13/2017 10:53:29 PM PST by nopardons
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To: dangus

Sen. Franken Berry and former Rep Chris Chocola criticized Kellogg, and called him a Raisin Brain.


33 posted on 02/13/2017 11:25:24 PM PST by rfp1234 (DinosorosExtinction)
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To: nopardons

This is the latest post section. Are you the moderator?


34 posted on 02/14/2017 12:20:32 AM PST by Flaming Conservative
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To: dangus

If he’s any good he will Frost the lefts Flakes


35 posted on 02/14/2017 12:30:51 AM PST by Samurai_Jack (War is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it; the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.)
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To: nopardons

Flake off!


36 posted on 02/14/2017 2:52:45 AM PST by Phil DiBasquette
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To: dangus

In a stunning development, General Motors was appointed as Secretary of Transportation. In a moving ceremony, he promised fast action to get the economy back on its wheels. The engine of Democracy is rusted he said, and it needs fresh oil.


37 posted on 02/14/2017 3:10:35 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: dangus

Y’all bowl me over. ...


38 posted on 02/14/2017 3:59:04 AM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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To: dangus

Y’all bowl me over. ...


39 posted on 02/14/2017 3:59:04 AM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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To: nopardons

Corn Flakes for breakfast? I’m afraid someone moistened them for you.


40 posted on 02/14/2017 4:03:17 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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