Posted on 02/07/2017 8:45:15 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
Barbie's Dreamhouse has become a nightmare.
While appearing on the British TV talk show "This Morning," "Human Ken Doll" Rodrigo Alves revealed that simply taking in air has become problematic thanks to his numerous plastic surgeries.
"July of last year I had my nose reconstructed with a piece of cartilage from my ribs," said Alves, who has had eight nose jobs alone. "That helped, but I still can't breathe 100%."
With much of his income reportedly thanks to properties he inherited from his grandparents, Alves has spent nearly half a million dollars on everything from chest silicone implants to a fake six pack and stem cell injections into his face and hair.
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oh Lord, why?
(Ecclesiastes 1:)
1THE WORDs OF the Koheleth, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, saith Koheleth;
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
3What profit hath man of all his labour
Wherein he laboureth under the sun?
4One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh;
And the earth abideth for ever.
5The sun also ariseth,
And the sun goeth down,
And hasteth to his place where he ariseth.
6The wind goeth toward the south,
And turneth about unto the north;
It turneth about continually in its circuit,
And the wind returneth again to its circuits.
7All the rivers run into the sea,
Yet the sea is not full;
Unto the place whither the rivers go,
Thither they go again.
8All things toil to weariness;
Man cannot utter it,
The eye is not satisfied with seeing,
Nor the ear filled with hearing.
9That which hath been is that which shall be,
And that which hath been done is that which shall be done;
And there is nothing new under the sun.
I dont think even Darwin saw this one coming.
looks plastic , but no Ken . What next? Permanent plastic piece around his groin?
I wonder if machines and computers feel uncomfortable around him?
(Damn silly question. Of course they do!)
He needs to have his nostrils closed and his lips sewn together so he can’t breathe like Ken. Sew his butthole closed. He also need to have most of his joints fused just like Ken. He shouldn’t be able to talk or blink, either.
Looks like a freakish Deborah Harry.
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