Posted on 02/05/2017 8:49:48 AM PST by seanmerc
WASHINGTON — Now, stacked on the Trump tower of petrifying things we have to worry about — war with Iran, war with China, war with Mexico, war with Islam, war with koala bears — there is yet another looming disaster.
The East Wing is perilously behind in planning for the Easter Egg Roll. Is the White House dropping the ball — or rather, the ovoid?
As our omnipresent new president hijacked our reality, the first lady vanished, sparking headlines for nary a glimpse in D.C. since the inaugural.
Just as there is a gush of leaks from the resistance in the federal government about President Trump’s erratic and impulsive behavior, there are whispers about Melania’s elusive and sphinx-like behavior.
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Maureen Dowdy wants so much to praise Melania, but she just CAN’T.
Cancel the Easter Egg Roll.
Problem solved.
Cancel the Easter Egg Roll.
Problem solved.
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Easter Egg rolls are racist and homophobic anyway.
Easter bunnies are always white.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! We are behind in planning the Easter Egg Roll!!!!!
How will the nation ever survive this travesty???????
I can’t believe this old hag is still around.
I can’t believe someone hasn’t posted the obligatory CZJ pictures. :0)
Laura Bush got rid of Rumsfeld??? Learn something new everyday.
Rules!
For pity’s sake. Cancel the hunt. Post notice that before leaving MO ate all the eggs with her fresh caviar, before dinning on the superbly beheaded, roasted rabbit. She then wore the ears as trophy flair.
IF the crying liberals still want their egg hunt - sit them in front of a Bugs Bunny cartoon for 24 hours - give the children so much violence they will be shaking in their closets for next year.
To bewail this loss compared to the loss of our brave military men only seems to prove these ‘folks’ have no compassion or understanding of the world today.
You’ve been here long enough to know the rules. It’s called the MoDo Protocol.
I doubt very seriously the Whitehouse staff requires much input from any First Lady to plan the annual Easter egg hunt
Mo has become so tiresome. Wish she could find a man and leave us alone. I read the first couple of sentences. That was enough.
Maureen Dowd is a liberal hack, totally without class or meaningful prose. At worst, she should be ignored. At best, she should be unemployed.
We’re going to need more than the usual dosages of CZJ to save this thread from the vile snarky b.s. drivel of MoDo.
Post away, FReepers, more CZJ pics, please!
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