[Fightin Whitey]

If sea level has risen why isn't Bangladesh covered with water?

"As Guam is sinking, it is soaking up an unfair amount of water, and the African Americans there are bearing an undue amount of the burden for the privileged, uh, Asian UnAmericans in that faraway place where they live."

[Gaffer]

I am ashamed to admit this dunce is a Congressman from Georgia.