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Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The "deplorable" masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadnt a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didnt know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they cant understand all the reasons they lost. They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause, To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train. And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that theyll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
I originally supported anyone but Cruz, In the end I would vote for whoever they choose. He may not have been my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call TRUMP is the one that we NEED!
I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Lets set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
Now Mattis! Now Kelly! Now Sessions and Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, Youre the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!!
The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals wont soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA YOURE FIRED!
Clintons arrive.
Did you enjoy the fireworks last evening at the Lincoln Memorial, Hillary?
“Awaiting Departure of Trumps and Obamas from White House’
Oh, to be a fly on the WH wall.
“You and Mickey aren’t taking any fixtures with you, are you?”
“Hey, thanks for the CDs of you reading The Art of the Deal.”
The Nobamas will have something to listen to on that long ride home. Nahhh.
Security Services took Trump’s android phone away from him.
Would have been a hoot for him to be tweeting his own inauguration.
Doesn’t Hillary look just lovely today? LOLOLOLOLOL
Watching via CSPAN and RSBN — no commentaries.
You can tell the Dems entering from the Pubbies — for the most part Dems are not smiling, Pubbies are.
It would be wonderful if this could happen:
This morning, Id like to follow the example of one of our founding fathers, George Washington. First, President Washington gave a very short Inaugural Address and second, he made his first act as president a prayer. So please join me and bow your heads:
Lord, I ask for your guidance, as I work to serve the people of this great nation. Give us wisdom and understanding in the coming days. Help us all to recognize Your light in each of us, to see the dignity in every soul, and to unleash the potential for greatness that lies in every American. Help us to remember the forgotten men and women of this nation, and to bring all of our people together as we work to build a brighter future. With You by our side, no dream is too big, no challenge is too great. Amen.
10:50 Washed-up disappointment and America’s best hope leave WH. The former almost runs into a Marine.
Looks like W looks a little nervous. Haha!
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