I can't believe I am writing this letter, but I wanted to share with your readers the incredible story of my business trip to Moscow, where I had one steamy hot night with a pair of voluptuous (and incontinent) hookers in the Presidential suite......
As a young lad (early 80s), I got hold of a Penthouse, and all the letters seemed to involve ‘stumps’...as in amputees.
Must have been a fad at the time.
Anyway, I read your letter and envisioned at least one of the women was missing a leg...easier to avoid peeing down it.