As a young lad (early 80s), I got hold of a Penthouse, and all the letters seemed to involve ‘stumps’...as in amputees.
Must have been a fad at the time.
Anyway, I read your letter and envisioned at least one of the women was missing a leg...easier to avoid peeing down it.
“Must have been a fad at the time.”
Those letters were all fakes, written by professional writers. So it wasn’t a fad, just Guccione telling his writers to focus on some perversion that he had decided might sell more magazines.