[dfwgator]

Wait...Irish! My mistake.

"Well, stay off of this stuff then, that's the curse of you people."

[Artemis Webb]

I remember an anecdote that Ray Bradbury related from when he was in Ireland writing the screenplay for Moby Dick. He looked out the window of the tavern/inn he was staying at late one night and watched a very drunken man peddle down the street on his bicycle while simultaneously vomiting.
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