[IronJack]

What do you call a guy who hangs around musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a deranged psychopath who shouts obscenities at a children’s Christmas program?

The wife of a drummer.

[Night Hides Not]

A line from "Still Crazy": If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, drummers are from Pluto.

Great movie, great cast, great soundtrack...The Flame Still Burns.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

How can you tell if the stage is level?

If drool comes out of both sides of the drummer’s mouth!