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To: pgkdan
They write themselves....

Two Russians walked into a polling place. They took floppies disguised as a ham and cheese sandwich and placed it facing the machine.

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and everyone looked at each other...except Jill. She was eating the sandwich and choking.

Disk, disk said the Russians.

37 posted on 12/12/2016 8:15:11 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

perfect skit for the conservative Friday Night Live comedy hour.

I’d change it a bit though:

1. Russian spies dressed like “spy vs spy” from Mad Magazine (or dressed like Boris and Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle).

2. Stein is lurking in the shadows, and as she watches the “Russian Spies”, she whispers the punchline: “I KNEW it!”


69 posted on 12/12/2016 8:58:58 AM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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